An Ode To Adric

[lethbridgestewart]

;D

Sung to Toni Basil tune "Mickey"

Oh Adric, you're so fat
You're so fat, your ship went splat, hey Adric, hey Adric
Oh Adric, you're so fat
You're so fat, your ship went splat, hey Adric, hey Adric
Oh Adric, you're so fat
You're so fat, your ship went splat, hey Adric...

Hey Adric
You hang around the fridge and love the dinner gong
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
You take away my steak!? So you can gnaw the bone, Adric

Cause when you say you full, it always means you're not
You're givin' me more bull, baby, please baby stop
Every night you still eat your weight in scones, Adric

Oh Adric, what a pity, you won't share the spam
You gobble up the fruit then you swallow all the ham
Oh Adric, you're so petty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Adric
Ooh what you do Adric, do Adric
Don't eat my tart, Adric

Hey Adric
Now when you drink the ketchup... who's... ever gonna know
Every time you burp I feel like I should go
Here's something you can use, it's called Bean-o ®, Adric

So go on and take it from me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man
Oh please baby, please don't dare eat all the jam Adric

Oh Adric, what a pity, you won't share the spam
You gobble up the fruit then you swallow all the ham
Oh Adric, you're so petty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Adric
Ooh what you do Adric, do Adric
Don't eat my tart, Adric

(CHORUS)
Oh Adric, you're so fat
You're so fat, your ship went splat, hey Adric, hey Adric
Oh Adric, you're so fat
You're so fat, your ship went splat, hey Adric, hey Adric
Oh Adric, you're so fat
You're so fat, your ship went splat, hey Adric...

Oh Adric, what a pity, you won't share the spam
You gobble up the fruit then you swallow all the ham
Oh Adric, you're so petty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Adric
Ooh what you do Adric, do Adric
Don't eat my tart, Adric

Oh Adric, what a pity, you won't share the spam
You gobble up the fruit then you swallow all the ham
Oh Adric, you're so petty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Adric
Ooh what you do Adric, do Adric
Don't eat my tart, Adric

Oh Adric, what a pity, you won't share the spam
You gobble up the fruit then you swallow all the ham
Oh Adric, you're so petty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Adric
Ooh what you do Adric, do Adric
Don't eat my tart, Adric

(I'm here all week. Try the veal.)

[tractator]

Bravo! Encore! Encore!

Although a little wicked, methinks....!

[tractator]

I couldn't resist... Here's my contribution. (Apologies if this offends anyone of a heavier physical persuasion).

Adric was a genius in Spacial Mathematics
A giant of the intellect when dealing with quadratics
However this young lad had 'spacial issues' of his own:
He took up quite a lot of it (an entire postal zone).

See, Adric was a glutton, keen on every type of food
(The additives had dire effects: he'd swing from mood to mood)
A so it was that Adric, larger than your average boy
Would hang around the TARDIS, on a mission to annoy.

But then one day, alas, the whining brat did meet his end:
The Cybermen (apparently) his pouting did offend.
(I'll not relate the story here - I'm sure you're all aware
Of how he met his sticky end, though few of you should care).

But keep in mind this theory: If he hadn't been so large
I'm sure the freighter would have hit the ground, but not so hard.
His weight gave extra impetus that sealed his final fate
[glow=red,2,300]Too many pies are bad for you, there's really no debate![/glow]

[Ice Warrior]

They are clever, that is all I am going to say.

[ashleybroomhall]

Bravo, Bravo. Well done there. I very nice little peom.

[ryard]

A haiku, for Adric:

Adric, that mophead,
In his bright yellow jumpsuit,
Blowed up something nice!

[thevalyard01]

good (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) lord (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) thats funny

[The Thinker]

Might I make a contribution? Ahem:

Dear Adric with the Doctors 4 & 5 you know
Dear Adric travelling oh what to do
Dear Adric meet the Cybermen
Dear Adric is about to crash into the Earth
Dear Adric is now Dino food! (A bit frazzled I might add!)

What do you think?